Belgium? There’s no Belgium, Van Damme must be from Amsterdam

ZoltarStark — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 05:22:37 +0000

You, like most of the people on the planet called Earth, probably think that Jean Claude Van Damme is from Brussels. But then you probably also believe in the existence of Belgian Waffles. The truth is that both things (I mean Brussels and the Belgian Waffles, Van Damme is real) are just a side effect of a global conspiracy. The conspiracy to make you believe in things which are not there, all in order to make some people very powerful and rich.

So who would be able to pull such a scam on the whole planet? Well, the same people who created European Community which has its base conveniently placed in Brussels. They want us to believe Belgium not only exists but that it also is the best country there is. All that to make the EU look better.

Very devious! So how were they able to hide the truth? Surely someone must have noticed that this imaginary country doesn’t exist? Well, if you have enough resources you can make people believe in an imaginary country. Brainwash some, put others in some kind of Matrix-like pods, slightly modify the history books and maps and nobody will be any wiser. For the full list of these nefarious methods visit The TRUTH About “Belgium”.

By the way, that also means that your mother was (and still is?) part of the conspiracy. After all she was trying to feed you Brussels sprouts!

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Belgium? There’s no Belgium, Van Damme must be from Amsterdam

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